The KKK strikes AGAIN!

So it is nearly time for Festival in the Pines...I should have known that the KKK would strike again....for those of you new to the blog I am not referring to those ridiculous raciest idiots wearing bed sheets! I am referring to my boyfriend of almost 4 years now ex girlfriend...who oddly enough looks a lot like the Caveman in picture on the left...fat with red frizzy hair...the only thing that would make the picture a complete match is if he was wearing a striped sweater in all seasons of the year...from -40 to 110 degree weather.

So here is the deal...I am a keep your friends close and your enemies closer kind of girl...so the KKK is added to my facebook friends so that I can ultimately keep an eye on her ridiculous ass. (note I think I am friends with a majority of the ex's)...anyway, this beast always finds a way to meddle with things and quite honestly piss me off! She has done anything and everything to try to come between me and my boyfriend and at this point has had no success! But I do give her credit for her never ending ways of trying to do so...just don't really care.

The KKK as I refer to her has a thing about posting pictures of when the two were dating...mind you this was over 5 years ago now...but who's counting right??? So last year she had posted a picture of the two of them together at his family's timeshare...I see today she has updated and included several more pictures from the same trip! Get the fuck over it already...are you serious that after 5 freakin years you haven't moved on! WTF!!!!

Move on with life...move away...do something with your dumb ass!

Anyway, I add this blog in the wake of Festival in the Pines....last year was a huge huge huge issue! She wanted Kettle Korn...(her name is Kelly~ie KKK)....and stupid spent his last few dollars on it for her...didn't care that I might want some or that he had never thought to buy me anything out of the blue just cause he knew I liked it...I was irate...(read previous blogs about KKK issues)...so the on going joke between the boyfriends family and myself is that there will be no Kettle Korn this year! And God help him if he does...

Willy Wonka!

Who doesn't like a good helping of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory....just wanted to share with everyone some really great pictures from the Boy being in this fabulous production! He played one of the school kids and also an ompa lumpa...or however you spell it! This was an interesting event for the boy...he really had no intentions of trying out but Kaylee wanted to so we all went down there for the try outs...the boy got talked into trying out between myself and one of the theater managers...while everyone else got up and sang something from a musical the boy sang the song that Justin Timberlake sang at the Espys like 2 years ago...this child is something else!

Long and short of it, the girl went home sad and the boy was in...it was awesome...I saw it twice! Sharing a couple pictures!

Bike In a Box or Not?

So I have a borderline genius who lives in my house...or at least at times he can be...can't spell to save his live but I have heard that this is not an essential part of intelligence...I think he may have been born a few decades to late though. You see he is a trader....not a traitor, but a trader...and a tinkerer...not sure that is a real word but it fits. Neither of these are particularly bad traits to have but combined can cause people to scratch their hands frequently...including myself! So let me tell you about the most recent acquisition!

In December of last year the boyfriend decided that he didn't really think it necessary to own a snowmobile...mind you the year before he traded his dirt bike for a snowmobile for me so that we both had sleds to go! So after searching craigslist and other various ads he found a crotch rocket...my friends we are not talking about an assembled crotch rocket...oh no that would be too easy! What did he find you might ask? Well, essentially it is what I ended up terming a bike in a box...(later on to be referred to as bike in a box 1~if that paints a picture for you)...so, this leads to the tinkering part of the story...within a matter of weeks my gifted boyfriend assembled a bike with all the parts that he had! Amazing right? Wrong....the bike although great turned out to be a huge pain in the ass...no title, couldn't register it, couldn't track down the original person whom he traded a perfectly awesome sled to, the actual owner (PS who is not the man who traded it...lol) most likely potentially sitting in jail! One bike in a box worthless!

This brings us to April/May time frame...once again he is looking through the ads and he finds another crotch rocket...a year newer and more horsies...hmmm appealing! Cost...the amt of selling his car! You heard me, so he brings home...you guessed it! Bike in a box #2...not technically in a box but it had been involved a police chase and was seized only after the idiot riding it crashed it...destroying lots of the parts!

Good news...we still have bike in a box #1 which can be combined with bike in a box #2 to make bike NOT in a box #3! After weeks of tinkering and ordering misc parts that neither bike had or that were not compatible we now have a pretty sweet bike! I say we because I have to take credit somewhere along the line! I mean it is sitting in my garage! Anyway, for me this is pretty exciting! When it is super sunny nice out I think I want to ride just as much as he does...does that make me a biker biatch...hmmm???